Chickens Attack Farmer, Kill Cows
24 May 2011 Leave a Comment
A group of chickens are reported by the local people that they were attacking the farmer and kill cows.
The chickens said that they were really mad because the farmer didn’t pay much attention to them, ever since the farmer bought 10 cows. “Before the farmer bought those cows, we were his only favorite, but after that thing happened, we never get any attention anymore!” said Cici chick. The chickens admitted that they attack the farmer in the middle of the night when the farmer was sleeping. They opened the cage and secretly went to the house. In the house, they took the eggs and threw them at the farmer. They say it was fine to use their babies for attacking the farmer because the baby is also mad at him. After they attacked the farmer, they went to the cows cage and put a gel on the floor. And when the cows wake up and walk, they slipped, and they accidentally bang their head to the wall that is full of nail. Now, the chickens are arrested and taken to the police office to get a rational punishment.
The preceding news story is fiction and intended for humor only
